If Count Dracula were a drag queen, is this what it would look like?

I will never understand La Toya Jackson's style choices, and maybe that's a good thing. She was spotted in Germany last week, wearing an outfit I'm still trying to figure out. It's a dress which seems to have a cape paired with arm warmers and black pumps.

Just once, it would be great to see La Toya in something a bit more sophisticated and age-appropriate, but don't hold your breath.